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Joke of the Day
"How many gay dudes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A whole buttload of them."
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"Awesome hanging with yall just real quick can you guys not tag me in the pictures cause a few years ago I accidentally faked my own death"
"Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my chest"
"Always helpful... Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."
"Why are 8 year old African children always so depressed? Mid-life crisis"
"What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids? Moussaka"
"I don't understand men who can pull off facial hair why don't they just use a razor?"
"[Serious] Have any animals besides humans been shown to exhibit humor in their social interactions? Looking for anyone with specific knowledge of this. Any zoolologists out there?"
"I woke up this morning, and I've got the worst hangover.... ..... the sequel."
"Me: My sex life is like your car. Friend: What? Sleek, performance-inspired, 6-speed, classic & acclaimed? Me: Nope. Electric powered."