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Joke of the Day

"What do Mr. Spock and toilet paper have in common? They both hang around Uranus trying to wipe out Klingons."

"[First day working in a warehouse] ME: What's that machine for? ""Oh, that's the forklift"" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS??"

"When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs? Donate them to the salivation army ^^I'llseemyselfout"

"Police arrested two kids yesterday. one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off."

"If Britney Spears can get through 2007 you can get through school..."

"Penis jokes are not funny especially the short ones."

"*ref blows whistle* Whistle: oh, oh god, wow. Oh geeeze"

"What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out of it."

"Did you hear about the idiot who invented the one-piece jigsaw puzzle?"

"Were a blind person to go sky diving, how would they do it? Wait until the leash goes slack, then pull the rip cord."