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Joke of the Day

"What does the secret service man say to the other secret service man when he has to go to the bathroom? Hold on I have to take Obama to the White house."

"If I had $100 for every time I'd had sex I might break even."

"""Hi, My name is John Foreman and I run a cabinet making business."" John said counter-productively."

"Graphene can do everything... Except leave the lab. :)"

"What is Cab Calloway's favorite type of humor? 'scat'alogical"

"If you get a divorce in Kentucky. . . are you still cousins?"

"What's a doll in Hell called? Barbiecue."

"[Soldiers regrouping] Where's Jim? He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies "

"What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time? A crustacean :D :D"

"Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes."