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Joke of the Day

"If you get a divorce in Kentucky. . . are you still cousins?"

"What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window? Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!"

"I wore a pedometer for a week. Good news -- I'm not a pedo."

"Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes? Because Freedom Rings!"

"Why is Mortal Kombat X popular among SJWs? Because it has the Block Button. *cue the flames*"

"Where do sharks come from? Sharkago!"

"Last night I reached for my liquid viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of tippex.. ...I woke this morning with a huge correction."

"Why was 6 happy to see 7? Because 7 ate 9."

"What be a pirate's favorite letter? Ayy, you think it be ""r"" but it really be the ""c""."

"Why was the little shoe unhappy? Because his father was a loafer and his mother was a sneaker."