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Joke of the Day
"Girl are you a gorilla exhibit? Cause I wanna throw a child in you"
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"Belgium is a leading producer of beer, chocolate, and weapons. I picture a country full of very well-armed fat people. Another one, I mean."
"Donald Trump asked if the Pope could hear his confession while in NY The Pope said he would like to, but he's on a busy schedule and he doesn't have all day."
"My dog licked the crumbs out of my computer keyboard & earned an online college degree."
"I like Triscuits because sometimes you just want to eat a wicker basket."
"Baseball Joke What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third? Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!"
"What's the illuminati's favorite month? Jew-Lie"
"Nicholas Cage... ...is where they keep all of the really bad Nicholases."
"What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick? Hope you fell better tomorrow."
"The two most valuable lessons I've learned in life: 1) never reveal everything you know."