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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Kryptonian who loves popcorn? Kern-el"
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"Sally Why could Sally never answer questions about her previous husbands? They all beat her."
"Here's an example of a cliffhanger"
"why don't blinde people go skydiving? because it scares the shit out of their dogs"
"[Religon] What's black and religous? The jews after hitler godammit how 2 spell religeone?!?!?!?!?"
"What do you call a nymphomaniac graffiti artist? Bonksy"
"How do you kill a thousand flies at once? slapping a nigerian kid in the face"
"Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Bonus: Knock knock. Who's there? Not the little girl... EDIT: Pardon the crappy delivery, english isn't my fist language. ;)"
"My friend's mum has a saying ""40 is the new 30"". Lovely woman. Banned from driving though."
"Never mind money, jobs, and real estate...I wonder what the youngs will do to us when they realize we've taken all the good usernames?"