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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by subscribing to the wrong subreddit Whoops, Wrong sub!"

"What did the mermaid forget to bring to math class? Her algae bra"

"What do you get when you mix /r/pokemon and /r/gonewild? PP up"

"Are people who write ""prolly"" rather than ""probably"" just lazy, completely illiterate, or do they actually think that's a word?"

"What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps could finish a race."

"What is the greatest dilemma for a Jewish mother? She finds out her son is gay, but is dating a doctor."

"Why did the sailor ground his son? His grades were below sea level ^^im ^^so ^^sorry"

"Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: Because someone threw a piano at her."

"When I see battlestar gallactica, I feel this! Cylons are bunch of mean girls."

"What do termites put on their toast? Door jamb."