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Joke of the Day
"What did the mermaid forget to bring to math class? Her algae bra"
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"Japanese gardener gets tired of being bossed around by homeowner You think he say ""Leaf me alone"", but he say ""Fuck you, homeowner, fuck you..."""
"I complained to my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said ""Don't be ridiculous! Everyone hasn't met you yet"""
"How does Soylent Green taste? It varies from person to person."
"What would a video game about an abortion nurse be called? Womb raider"
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood"
"Why are lemons yellow? They don't know it either - that's why they are so sour"
"Girl: My dog bit my boyfriend. Me: Your dog is a good judge of character."
"When I die I'm going to go to heaven and God is going to be like nope, remember what you said on Facebook"
"Man buns: Because girls want the convenience of a guy who always has a hair tie."