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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Iinternet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking."

"What did the hebrew tree say when the French man asked it's name? Jew Maple"

"What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers? Boko Harambe."

"What do you tell an unemployed Rastafarian? Jah bless."

"I thought eyelashes were meant to keep stuff out of my eye, but half the time if theres anything in my eye its a damn eyelash."

"Running away doesn't help you with your problems. Unless you're fat."

"Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at."

"Instead of yet another love song, someone should write a song about wanting to be left alone for fifteen minutes."

"Pornstars would make pretty good lawyers... People wouldn't mind getting fucked by them!"

"When I was about 14/15 I wanted to be a plumber, then I wanted to be a firefighter, then pizza delivery man,then I stopped watching porn."