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Joke of the Day
"I really like money, but I don't like to work."
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"Did you know the host of the Discovery Channel's show Dirty Jobs has 2 degrees? In Mike Rowe Economics and Mike Rowe Biology."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? You really think feminists will ever change anything?"
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey"
"My dog. My fucking dog got neutered. Now he's just my dog."
"What do you call a rooster who is okay with his wife screwing other cocks? A cluckold."
"Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy."
"How does Super Mario contact the dead? He uses a Luigi board."