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"Do you know the one step to avoiding Clickbait? Obviously not"
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"Why are blondes terrible at telling jokes, timing."
"""I'm a huge fan."" - Peacocks"
"Why is being a pirate addictive? They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!"
"My neighbor's facebook movie is just a montage of me caught on surveillance video, stealing his newspaper every morning."
"69 Position I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"Accidentally broke my Irish friend's Pixar movie... He wasn't amused, but he did say, ""You cracked me Up."""
"Bartender: What can I get you, gorgeous? Me: The blood of all my enemies. Bartender: Me: Bartender: Me: Miller Light"
"What do you call an Eskimo optometrist? ...An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised."
"I just turned my iPhone into an iPad simply by holding it closer to my face."