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Joke of the Day

"Do you know the one step to avoiding Clickbait? Obviously not"

"Nothing makes me happier to be single than meeting a couple who share an email address."

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? He was too far out man."

"Son, I grew up in a golden age when the bookstore didn't have an entire section labeled ""Teen Paranormal Romance."""

"I take for granite people's poor grammar. More pacifically, how there always thinking ""for all intensive purposes"" is supposably correct."

"[runs inside of a gas station] ""I NEED TO USE YOUR BATHROOM! IT'S AN EMERGENCY!"" *takes a selfie in the bathroom mirror for an IG # game"

"Chuck Norris CAN in fact 'raise the roof'. And he can do it with one hand."

"Kanye and Kim name their first child North West... ....in hopes that it will one day be the lead singer for One Direction"

"Stop, collaborate and listen. Manda's back with news from the kitchen. Calories grab a hold of me tightly I want nachos daily and nightly..."

"Two condoms walk past a gay bar one turns to the other and says ""hey, wanna go in there and get shitfaced""?"