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Joke of the Day
"If you ever get cold, just go hang out in a corner... They are usually 90 degrees."
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"People who joke about cancer... Have no sense of Tumor"
"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat"
"A clown and a little boy are walking through the woods late at night. A pack of wolves bay in the distance. The little boy says ""I'm scared"". The clown says ""You're scared? I gotta walk back alone."""
"Did you know the world's first sniper was Mexican? He even inspired the Sniper motto. Juan shot, Juan kill."
"If you slowly put your fingers in someone's mouth, they will quit telling you about their day at work."
"What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!"
"[during sex] HER: I want you to make me scream ME: *tosses spider onto her chest*"
"I don't see why so many Americans are anti-gay rights. For a country with 4 dads, you would think they'd be more accepting."
"*quits Twitter to spend time with family* *remembers what family is like* *quits family for Twitter*"