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Joke of the Day

"When will a proper female AI be made? When we invent NANDOR logic gates"

"Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police."

"You can't make a squid cake... But you can make an octopi."

"Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"

"A cashier asks a feminist, "" Cash or credit?"" She replies: "" Did you just assume my tender?"""

"Usain bolt is very good at running... He had tons of practice trying to escape the police when he was a kid."

"How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb None. It's a hardware issue"

"Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it got pissed off."

"Most of my time is spent trying to work ""That's So Raven"" into everyday conversation."

"Contrary to popular belief, when I call tech support, I don't know what the Indian dude is saying either."