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Joke of the Day
"When will a proper female AI be made? When we invent NANDOR logic gates"
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"If you feed Donald Trump after midnight or put him in water what will he turn into? A Kremlin."
"No no, I'm not going to pay for these hot wings, I discovered them and you JUST GOT COLUMBUSED"
"I could live comfortably for the rest of my life on the advertising budget of an insurance company on any given weekend in the fall."
"Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency but otherwise they just look silly."
"women love to see the veins in a man's arm. it shows he runs on blood, and not something more sinister"
"Hey people - learn to spell!!! I mean my co-workers. Twitter, you guys actually do pretty well, considering half of you are probably drunk."
"I've been driving for 20 years And I still haven't seen any fast children at play"
"Donald Trump Finally something worse than Twilight"
"Every night Owen Wilson secretly prays tomorrow will be the day his son breaks his nose for the first time."