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Joke of the Day

"Russian nesting dolls are so full of themselves."

"How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding? ""Mon, soon."""

"I haven't told many people... But last night I was sexually assaulted. Though eventually, I managed to beat him off."

"How long does it take to build a castle? A Fortnight"

"Why does the US name Arkansas Arkansas Because Its Arkansas not YourKansas"

"Women aren't that complicated. They just want an honest and genuine guy who will give them insincere compliments they might not deserve."

"A young man was at prom with his date. He went off in search for something to drink. After getting lost a few times, he finally asked a chaperone, ""So where's the punch line?"""

"My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows He calls it a rarecrow"

"*joins Buddhist monastery* *withstands 21 years of brutal kung-fu training* So, vending machine that didn't drop my funyuns. We meet again."

"So I've had the runs for almost 4 days now... I told my dad and he looked me dead in the eyes and said. ""Son, it will pass""."