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Joke of the Day
"How long does it take to build a castle? A Fortnight"
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"What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke? ""Nigiri, please."""
">Get text. Is Letterman. >Pet tricks and chill?"
"Every time I survive a sneeze while driving on the freeway it feels like I jumped out of a plane w/out a chute and lived."
"If ""God is in the details"" ... Then consider the little, sweaty red knots of skin on my ball sack to be godly."
"Jesus was talking to a crowd... Jesus was talking to a crowd, explaining he was the son of God. Everyone in the crowd said ""Nah, No way!"" Jesus stood up and said ""Yahweh!"""
"Im still waiting for a movie in which someone says ""buy me some time"" and the guy goes and buys him a clock"
"I went to my highschool reunion and came across a woman I'd never seen before. Luckily she didn't notice."
"What does a jock douchebag and a strict catholic have in common? They're both obsessed with their mass every day."
"I came into this subreddit expecting jokes about soap. I am mildly disappointed."