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Joke of the Day
"When Bruce Jenner changed sex's. I thought damn... he's Trans-Jenner?"
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"My favourite part about amazingly hot, energetic, passionate sex. Is being able to rewind the tape & watch it again."
"A white Russian walks into a bar The bartender says: we have a cocktail named after you. The Russian replies: do you have a cocktail named Vladimir?"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers aren't capable of having any sort of feelings, and you are weird for thinking they do."
"The people in this ad look 'indie' & remind me of myself. As a consumer this makes me feel good. Now I will purchase all their products"
"It's been confirmed by People Magazine that Bruce Jenner is transitioning into a woman I say good on him, at least he's got the balls to do it."
"Life Pro Tip: Putting your phone in airplane mode will stop ads while you play."
"I still use the word ""dude"". I don't give a dude. I don't use it right, but I still dude it."
"*experiences all five stages of grief while the waiter walks by my table with what I thought was my dinner*"
"Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference"