91137

Joke of the Day

"How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat? Someone else goes home with their Jeans."

"Why are there no Irish lawyers? They can't pass the bar."

"How do you cure a nymphomaniac? Marry her."

"There are only 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"I'm so glad those gulls found love and happiness together. After all, one good tern deserves another."

"Amazon Prime would be a good title for a Wonder Woman movie."

"What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line' ? This is no joke."

"A gorilla walks into a bar... And several people get up to leave seeing the possible danger of the situation."

"Pretty much the most frightening part of my day is when I get a notification that my mother has tagged me in a post on Facebook."

"When did you stop beating your wife? When we stopped having masturbation races."