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Joke of the Day

"Amazon Prime would be a good title for a Wonder Woman movie."

"What do you call a cold cafe worker? A burrrista."

"Share the most offensive and politically incorrect jokes you know."

"I went on a caving trip with my friend. I shouted to him that I found some Basalt. He shouted back ""That's Gneiss!"""

"if you ever wanna impress a girl just bring a baby on your date and then basically just outperform the baby at everything it's really easy"

"How did Hitler masturbate? Fureriously."

"I want to go see the new Purge movie... But I have to binge on the first two..."

"Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians? Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions."

"So I see your name is tiff I should hook you up with my friend gif, he's just like you only a little more animated"

"What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head? It knocked him cold."