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Joke of the Day

"Wizard of Oz (1939) A hapless brain injured teen is led down the wrong path to heroin, cosplay, organ harvesting and ultimately homicide"

"Don't give your heart to someone unless you're 100% certain that you're dead."

"Tonight's bedtime story was about three pigs struggling with repeat home invasions. Thanks for the new fear."

"[NSFW] What does a vagina and the weather have in common? When its wet its time to go inside"

"You take the oxy out of oxymoron"

"After reading your recent updates, I'm surprised that Facebook hasn't yet asked you, ""Whatever's on your mind, could you keep it to yourself?"""

"What's an epileptic persons favorite pizza place? Little Ceizures."

"LISTEN FOR YOURSELF Has anyone else but me noticed that while Rice Krispies still go snap, crackle, and pop, Cocoa Krispies are speaking Ebonics"

"A man goes into a pharmacy And asks, Do you have pills for memory? The pharmacist says, Yes we do. And the man goes: You do what?"

"How do you spell ""laughing out loud"" by using binary? 1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1"