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Joke of the Day

"Wizard of Oz (1939) A hapless brain injured teen is led down the wrong path to heroin, cosplay, organ harvesting and ultimately homicide"

"How do you recycle a condom Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."

"A seal walks in to a club... haha"

"When a woman asks me how long I can last in bed I tell her it depends on how long someone brings me food and water but probably years."

"Sorry I just saw your text from last night, are you guys still at the restaurant."

"Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!"

"Hardcore Ramen: drink boiling water, swallow dried noodle block, snort flavor packet."

"From my 8 year old: What's brown and rhymes with poop? Snoop Dogg"

"Lightly used fish tank for sale on eBay. Does not contain three goldfish ghosts."

"What does the hipster serial killer do? Has sex with the bodies before they're cool."