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Joke of the Day

"Ancient artifacts hint Jesus may have had a wife and kids So he likely suffered a lot more than we think."

"What's the similarity between light beer and having sex in a canoe? They both increase the risk of drowning."

"ELI5: How do you understand women? I really just want to know."

"Where is the Pokemon? Peek-a-chu!"

"pizza is my favorite winter activity"

"Jersey Shore was doomed the moment they named it after Pauly Shore."

"""Gary give me the gun"" ""I thought you had it"" ""I TOLD you to bring it"" ""I didn't"" ""who brought the getaway car?"" -Disorganized crime"

"The heaviest things in the world: 4) iron 3) lead 2) tungsten 1) a toddler who doesn't want to be picked up"

"Whoever got my Steam account for Christmas plz realize those Japanese dress up games are for research only, I don't enjoy them. Plz understa"

"Why is it fun to date teachers? Because if you don't get it right the first time they make you do it again ;)"