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Joke of the Day

"Waiter I'd like a cup of coffee please with no cream. I'm sorry sir but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"

"What is a boxer's favorite meal? Break-fist"

"Thank you for ordering this $2 necklace from Etsy. With shipping your total comes to $758,937. Item will arrive from Uzbekistan in 3 years"

"You know what they say about living on Navy ships? It has its ups and downs."

"My counsellor told me I have a problem with vengeance. We'll see about that."

"Kim Kardashin flour bombing incident Police called off the search for the person who flower bombed Kim Kardashin. They learned it was just Lindsey Lohan sneezing"

"New Knock-Knock joke? Child: Knock Knock Grandmother: Who's there? Child: [Insert Name] Grandmother: [Insert Name] who? Child: Oh no! You have Alzheimer's! Yes? No?"

"What is a four letter word that describes a woman and ends in ""unt"" Aunt."

"Superman and Batman probably had a lot of ""capes in the toilet water"" accidents when they went to take a dump."

"Whats the last thing that goes thru a bug's mind when it hits the windshield? Its ass."