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Joke of the Day
"So apparently, all you can eat buffets do not include the waitresses..."
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"A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe walk into a bar. The bartender yells, ""Get out! I'm not serving Narnia!""."
"What did little Suzy spy with her little eye? A cataract."
"I really hate it when someone else creates something that I haven't had the chance to think of first..."
"A man with his hands in his pants is not crazy... ...he's just feeling nuts!"
"After his final sex-change operation, what kind of wood won't Bruce have any more? Sbruce"
"""I bumped into your wife yesterday"" ""Oh, where?"" ""You know the cafe opposite the S&M club?"" ""Yes"" ""Opposite that cafe"""
"My girlfriend said she wants me to make her feel like shes the only girl in the world. So i'm gonna drop her off in the desert and leave"
"What STD is found most commonly among lesbians? Carpet burn"
"what phone service has the fastest internet? Sprint"