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Joke of the Day
"You can actually drink lava! but only once."
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"I tripped over some shrooms the other day...Because I didn't see them. It was dark and I was high."
"What's the biggest city in the United States? Obesity"
"Why didn't the racist eat the middle of his sunny-side up egg? Because he only likes whites."
"what did one snowman say to the other snowman? can you smell carrots?"
"What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper? One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough."
"My wife informs me that today our 2YO daughter said, ""fart,"" and laughed uproariously. Three times. So, yeah. That one's mine."
"Two fonts walked into a bar... The bartender said: ""Sorry, we don't want your type in here."""
"What do you get when you mix an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."
"There's no such thing as premature ejaculation, the truth is that women arrive late everywhere!"