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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you."

"A gay man asks his lover ""are you mad at me?"" The lover responds ""no, why?"". The gay man says ""Well, last night you slept facing me"""

"What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth? You can't gargle with the sand."

"Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!"

"Finally tried Viagra,... Damn near broke my hand!"

"How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull? Marry her !"

"What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period."

"How does a baby Wookie get around? Ewoks"

"Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday."

"A woman walked into a pub and asked the barman for a double entendre. So he gave her one"