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Joke of the Day

"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister... ...""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""

"Knock, Knock. > Who's there? > The secret of Comedy. > The secret of Co.. > (interrupting) TIMING!"

"Even my cats are sick of the snow..They meow to go out..I open the door..and they freeze and look at me like ""WHY is this shit still here?"""

"I finally found a girlfriend! She was lost untill she found me. I'm glad I could give her a ride to her boyfriend's house."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizzas didn't scream when Hitler put them in the oven."

"A woman gets hit by a truck. Who's fault is it? The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?"

"Why does it take *two* premenstrual women to change a light bulb? #BECAUSE!!"

"I ordered a brand-new sandwich maker online. Her name is Svetlana."

"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty-six year olds? [NSFW] There's 20 of them..."

"Here's one for all you Stalinists out there! Communist jokes are only funny if you share them."