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Joke of the Day

"What's one good thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus."

"Did you know someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds? I feel bad for the poor fella."

"I'm not racist I don't even separate my laundry"

"If I was an enzyme, I would be DNA Helicase So I could unzip your genes."

"Kate Middleton's gynacologist is getting a Knighthood The amount of Royal cunts he's put up with he probably deserves it."

"i sent all my sims to universitey & they all became computer scientists & proved they were living in a simulation so i unpluged my computor"

"How do shellfish get high? At a clam bake"

"Have you ever seen moth balls? You have? Then how the hell did you get their legs apart?"

"Luke Skywalker uses the Force. The Force uses Chuck Norris."

"An American, a French, a German, a Mexican and a Canadian get in a plane The steward says ""What, is it a joke or something?"""