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Joke of the Day
"I'm not racist I don't even separate my laundry"
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"Emperor Augustus throws down his pen in disgust... Emperor Augustus throws down his pen in disgust, exclaiming: ""I can't believe it's February and I'm still writing B.C. on all of my checks!"""
"Maybe mama duck isn't leading her babies, maybe she's trying to outrun them."
"What do fish do when they have cancer? Nemotherapy"
"Why do people dislike the new iPhone 7 so much? It can't do jack shit."
"What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people? Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!"
"One day Eddie Vedder and Bob Dylan got into an argument. nobody knows why."
"Did you know there are two different types of people in the world? Boys and girls."