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Joke of the Day
"Why did the biscuit cry? His mum had been a wafer too long."
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"How do you spell coward? S-O-N-Y"
"I owe my life to Justin Beiber. I was in coma for two years, until one of the nurses played one of his songs on the radio in my room. I had to wake up to turn it off."
"Have you seen the clown at Walmart that hides from gay people? Of course you haven't."
"I can't believe they still have commercials for phone sex. What kind of sick maniac enjoys ""talking on a phone?"""
"That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off..."
"I was just outsmarted by a revolving door but sure, I'll be your baby's godmother."
"Where did I get my scarf? It's a CVS receipt. You love it? Oh thank you very much."
"Worst Geometry Joke I Know When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides? When it is intercepted by a plane."
"Biology joke A brother and sister are in the womb together, the sister kicks his foot and he says ""hey that's mitosis"". That is my original joke I made A few years ago."