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Joke of the Day
"Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest? Because he was biting."
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"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? because they taste funny"
"Chinese takeout, $15.00, gas to get there, $1.50.... ... Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes. ... ... Riceless."
"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler"
"John Cena wakes up ... **John Cena wakes up in a hospital** John Cena: Where am I? Nurse: ICU John Cena: No you can't."
"What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get? An AT-STD."
"My mom once got drunk and stabbed me because I look like my Father... Just kidding, she shot me. But hey, the past is the past. She's sober now and I can finally walk again."
"My mom let the street raise me, which is why the only things I'm really good at are letters, numbers, and talking like Cookie Monster."
"Atheists, we get it. You don't have faith in anything except your ability to shove your lack of faith in the face of those who have faith."
"[NSFW] What did Olive Oyl say to Popeye on their wedding night? ""No fisting."""