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Joke of the Day

"Throw me to the wolves and they'll come back with cute names, little sweaters & an affinity for baby talk."

"You know how after you get off a boat, your body still feels like its on the boat for a while after? I'm like that with beds."

"I'm a really big supporter of gay marriage... Mostly because I believe one day there will be a law that will allow you to shoot gay guys. And when that day comes, it will be much easier to find them."

"Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny."

"How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish? He's running down the street with the bike under his arm."

"Sold some krokodil today...... ""see you later alligator"""

"A wise man once said that life is like a box of chocolates the black ones don't last very long"

"Q: How do you make a witch itch? A: Take away her W."

"How can you tell if Asians are good at sex ? Because out of 6 randomly chosen people, 3 will be Asians."

"Did you hear about the carpenter with no legs? He was a handyman."