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Joke of the Day
"If someone tries to shoot the President... The Secret Service will have to yell ""Donald duck!"""
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"What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant? Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin."
"Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed? So he wouldn't talk in his sleep"
"What's an ""innuendo"" ? An Italian suppository"
"Whats the difference between Aladdin lamp and women make up - nothing if you rub both you will find a freak"
"Customer: I didn't order this. Waiter: I know but your meal tastes worse."
"What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like? Pu"
"What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas? Bugs Bunny."
"All the letters of the alphabet line up in front of a prostitute A says, ""Alpha queue""."
"What did people say after two satellite dishes got married? The wedding was dull, but the reception was great."