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Joke of the Day
"You was sent back to earth from hell becasuse the devil choked on your soul."
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"This Brazil v. Germany World Cup Game."
"What do you call two crows on a park bench? Attempted murder."
"A Jewish boy asks his father for $20. His father says, ""Ten dollars? What do you need five dollars for?"""
"Just heard a guy at the dog park tell his dog ""NO!"" and then more quietly, ""We talked about this!"""
"Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War? He doesn't work well with Vision"
"Theres a dating website for people that believe the government is ran by lizard people so I really have no excuse for being single"
"I got a tattoo in memory of MH370... You'll never find it."
"Fellaz: Commenting on and liking every other half-naked girl's Facebook picture makes you look damn thirsty! Have some dignity or buy some."
"A man who calls himself ""Dog the Bounty Hunter"" is currently hunting down a man named ""War Machine"". We all live inside a comic book now."