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Joke of the Day
"Why did the gay pride movement use the rainbow as a symbol? Have you ever seen a straight rainbow?"
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"Studies have shown there is a direct correlation between a woman's insecurity and the amount of selfies she posts each day."
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"What do you call someone who only gives back rubs to men? A massage-inist."
"I got security cameras fitted outside my house. Just to convince people that I have stuff worth stealing."
"Some say a world without sin is ideal, but I disagree. After all, there's only so many problems which can be answered with cos and tan."
"What's big grey and flies straight up ? An elecopter !"
"What do you call a flat chested girl? Manchester Mehboob (translation from hindi : lover)"
"Why did the dog go to the hospital? He was feeling ruff."
"I grow herbs in my bed. Bed thyme."