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Joke of the Day
"What's big grey and flies straight up ? An elecopter !"
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"*holds flashlight under chin* ""...and then the typo appears, AFTER you hit send!!"" *everyone screams in horror*"
"Terrifying to think that every Chinese person is a deadly karate-bomb, just waiting for the slightest provocation to explode."
"Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing"
"What the best thing about pedophiles? They always drive slowly near schools"
"woke up to a tap on the door this morning had to call the plumber in to remove it"
".5% of life is spent with accidental throat bubble Kermit voice."
"*spelling bee* Me: b-e-e Judge 1: No, sir, wait until we tell- Me: B-E-E Judge 2: I mean, he's not wrong"
"What if... ...the U.S. government builds a wall to keep the Americans in?"
"A lorry has just overturned on the M6 loaded with Vicks vapour rub. Police have said there will be no congestion for eight hours."