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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dog go to the hospital? He was feeling ruff."
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"So the iPhone 7 gets arrested... He puts on his earpods and smugly declares ""sorry, you can't charge me while I'm using my headphones""."
"U2 donated that album without charging, and we hate it. That's pro bono and anti-Bono at the same time."
"How did the trout become a symbol for Christianity? Easy. By dropping ""trou"""
"California is the best state. The nerds make the apps and the agents make the moving pictures. We keep the idiots happy. Give us your water."
"I'm not a racist Racism is a crime and crime is for black people."
"What do you call that little white stuff on the top of bird shit? More bird shit. (Dad joke from the 70's)"
"I would tell an economics joke... ..but there's not enough demand."
"*Dive rolls across the room naked Her- Why don't you just buy curtains?"
"Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? A: To make up for a bad summer."