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Joke of the Day

"A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her."

"How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid."

"What's the deal with Drake, first he was an actor now a rapper? Must have been all degrassi was smoking. I'll let myself out."

"A deeply religious man is trying to book a room at a hotel. He asks the receptionist if the pornography is disabled. To which she replies, ""No. We just have regular pornography, you sick fuck."""

"What do you call a legend of Zelda fan theory? Head Ganon"

"I recently learned my friend likes to be dominated by his girlfriend in bed. I wouldn't have pegged him for that."

"My friend grabs something in my pocket It was deez nuts"

"How much does a dead elephant weigh? A skele**ton**."

"Ever wonder where people got their surnames from? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher might have been a butcher. ...then there's Mr. Dickinson."

"This year's presidential election is like 69ing someone... ...no matter who comes out on top, you'll be looking at an asshole."