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Joke of the Day
"A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her."
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"*Killer sneaks into my house to murder me but sees me practicing karate w/ my big stuffed dog I won from the carnival and changes his mind*"
"I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid. But I can stop anytime."
"The Wizard of Oz is my favorite children's book that teaches us that it's ok to steal shoes from someone as long as they're dead."
"I'll see your Limerick. . I was driving along in my Bentley, tossing off ever so gently I hit a bump in the road and I shot my load not on purpose, but quite accidently!"
"Things You Will Never See In A Fortune Cookie"
"An old lady at an ATM asked me if I could help her check her balance... So I pushed her over."
"a kiss makes your day, but anal sex maks your hole weak"
"[First person to ride a horse] 'I'm going to sit on that thing and I don't care how angry it gets.'"
"Needed directions in Hollywood last weekend So last weekend in Hollywood i managed to get lost so i approached a fancy looking black couple and asked for directions . . . They gave me their baby."