202073

Joke of the Day

"What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie? WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?"

"a coca-cola can and a dr pepper bottle are having an emotional talk... coca-cola asked why dr pepper had been bottling up his feelings for so long!"

"5 out of 1 dentists agree, they have multiple-personality disorder"

"I got an iPad from my chinese friend... I love homemade gifts!"

"I like my women how I like my fish. Battered. I thought of it all by myself! :D"

"So I went to a zoo today... But it only had one small dog. It was a shih tzu."

"So here I am in this internet cafe... ...with the biggest fucking nigger I've ever seen reading every word I ty"

"I Like my slaves like I like my coffee: Free"

"Why is it that when Dick Cheney shot someone in the face, nothing happened, but when Clinton did it he was impeached?"

"What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower? Shredded tweet."