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"I was fired from the orange juice factory I just couldn't concentrate."
"Hungry priests A group of hungry priests walk into a restaurant. One orders the fish. They all leave satisfied."
"People who aren't funny get offended by jokes."
"I robbed a place with my boner and said it was a gun... I got a pretty STIFF punishment. I did HARD time. It was LONG sentence."
"The best way to be passive aggressive to a trophy store is to order a ""Worst Trophy Shop"" trophy and then never pick it up."
"[First day of prison] ""Hey man. Wanna be in our gang?"" Sure, I'll call you. Just give me your cell number *gets stabbed*"
"This morning I found out the terrible news about David Bowie, He released a new album."
"What happens when Trump makes a meme? it goes dankrupt."
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