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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the soldier with 8 limbs? He was army"
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"You should never live in the past. Unless you're a time traveler. Cause dinosaurs rule."
"I can't wait for the season finale of... ...America."
"I was so hungry this morning I almost ate a clock.... I didn't because it's time consuming. Also, I'd have to go back for seconds. I'm here all day.."
"What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity? Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse."
"My dad used to say ""fight fire with fire"" I guess that explains why he got thrown out of the fire brigade"
"My girlfriend accused me of being a transvestite... ...So I packed her things and left."
"Donald Trump and the /r/jokes mods walk into a bar [Removed]"