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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the soldier with 8 limbs? He was army"
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"Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because his mother was in a jam."
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"I'd love to date one of our moderators. Every joke is long to them."
"yes off course i'm an American My friend calls me up and asks ""Hey are you free tonight?"" And I say of course, I'm American"
"Why is it ""romantic"" when Aladdin sings A Whole New World while flying on a carpet but ""pathetic"" when I sing it while laying on a bath mat?"
"Jesus loves me ... it's so awkward."
"Why was the Jolly Green Giant wrongly accused of being a pedophile? He'd been letting the kids use his dick for a bungee cord."
"My head and I are not on speaking terms this morning. I suddenly know what it's like to be a man."