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Joke of the Day

"What happens when Trump makes a meme? it goes dankrupt."

"I redid my fence yesterday. It needed to be reposted."

"Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to ""ruff it!"

"My grandma got breast cancer and is getting a mastectomy. That's certainly a weight off her chest."

"Ive always wanted to be an artist. I draw and paint everyday. But im already 25 so im going to do what bruce jenner did and wait 40 years until im nearly dead."

"Thanksgiving with the snail family I had the snail family from next door over for a big Thanksgiving dinner, they are still feeling sluggish this morning."

"While in my car I drove beneath an overpass that was getting some work done on it I was under construction."

"She was wetter than a down syndromes chin."

"Saw a sticker that said ""my son was an honor student"". I almost got sad, but then I thought maybe he's not dead, maybe he's just stupid now"

"TIL that the toothbrush was made in Arkansas. If it was made anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush."