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Joke of the Day
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles ^I ^am ^so ^sorry"
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"I'm in a very serious relationship with Batman. My beloved Baeman."
"It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you"
"What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street? You better C^ or you'll B^"
"Ugh my boyfriend's all ""Stop asking my Dad if he likes your underoos"" and ""Stop snap-chatting my Mom"" and ""Stop calling me your boyfriend"""
"How is a Buddhist monk and a bumblebee alike? They are both peaceful, but when pissed off have a tendency to burn."
"My baby was coughing and choking and I panicked because I didn't know what to do. So I grabbed the bong out her hands before she dropped it."
"Really shouldn't If you're always Putin things off, you'll end up Russian."
"Can't ever go back to work after what my boss just said to me ""You're fired"""
"A man with OCD and a man with ADHD walk into a bar... Everything explodes."