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Joke of the Day
"What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street? You better C^ or you'll B^"
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"Don't ask me for directions I got lost on an elevator once."
"Kinda thick horizontal curvy line, two thinner curvy vertical lines, squiggly line, different thicker squiggly line -Japanese spelling bee"
"I don't think peeing on a goose is the right answer.. But on the other hand.. I'm not sure it's the WRONG answer. -Drunk me at a zoo"
"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag? Take the S out of safe and the F out of way.."
"I have the attention span of a... Have I ever told you how much I like porn?"
"What do you call it when crows make noise? A caw-cawphony"
"Boaz must've been one hell of a roaster before he got married. Because he was Ruthless."
"I thought about going on an all-almond diet But that's just nuts."
"Gonna try and impress this hot girl biking next to me at the gym by answering the Who Wants to be a Millionaire questions out loud."