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Joke of the Day
"What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street? You better C^ or you'll B^"
Next Joke
"I pulled a muscle turning over in bed. Cause that's how I roll."
"Did you read about the skeleton trapped in the freezer? It was a bone-chilling story."
"Sitting outside the dentist office eating Oreos, b/c I think everyone should earn their pay."
"How do Chinese name their kids? They throw silverware on the ground!"
"cop: ""sir im afraid your dog is too cool for this neighbourhood"" me: [turns his little baseball cap round right way] cop: ""ok that's better"""
"I am all for women receiving equal rights and lefts!"
"Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out? Malteasers"
"[Spelling Bee] Judge: Your word is 'babe' Bee: B-A-E J: Sorry. There's another 'B' Bee: WHAT! WHERE? *goes crazy* *stings Judge* *dies*"
"What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common? Icy dead people"