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Joke of the Day
"I guess you could call her a trophy wife. She's tattooed with the names of the previous winners."
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"Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time? No one told him he's black."
"I accept your apology. Can I borrow your phone? I need to cancel the hit I put out on you."
"What does hitler say when he stubs his toe? Aushwitz"
"[Jesus at Last Supper] *breaks bread* This is my body *pours wine* This is my blood *opens jar of mayo* Judas: I'm gonna stop u right there"
"Grammer nazis are the worse. Thank you four you're time."
"Emo Kids: you've seen one, you've seen the mall"
"Two blondes walk into a building... You thought they would have seen it."
"What did the blind man say to his estranged friend? ""Long time, no see."""
"Why are Americas so Hung up on the constitution? It's fucking ancient."