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Joke of the Day

"Why aren't fish good tennis players? They don't like getting close to the net!"

"Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it was pissed off!"

"A man walks into an eye doctor and asks to see the doctor... The nurse replies, ""Not with that eye!"""

"I heard that they have dogs now that can smell if you've got cancer....... but I just thought that must be the most depressing dog ever to take on a walk. ""Your dog really likes me!!!"" ""I'm so sorry."""

"The most popular letter used in every 'dank meme' post.. Aaaaaaa lmao"

"What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower? Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction."

"Why don't Junior League debutantes like group sex? Too many Thank You notes to write."

"I have six words for you."

"What do you call a team of Slavic supervillains? A Suicide Squat"

"A roman walks into a bar Holds up two fingers and says ""I'll take five beers please!"""