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Joke of the Day

"Why aren't fish good tennis players? They don't like getting close to the net!"

"Did you hear about the gay magician? He disappeared with a puff."

"Mirror mirror on the wall. Forget the fairest. Who would you fuck?"

"Inside everybody there's a still, small voice seeking to guide them on their journey through life. It was put there by the CIA."

"A girl at the restaurant was about to eat her food before I stood up & yelled ""STOP. THIS IS NOT THE THIRD WORLD LADY. INSTAGRAM IT FIRST"""

"Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 7."

"How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die? Through the windu!"

"Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps? Black people can't swim."

"Did you hear about the wave of arrests of Mexican immigrants for theft and rape? Many suspect that the charges are *trumped* up."

"What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree? Stroganoff."