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Joke of the Day
"What did the two vaginas say to the butthole? ""Don't hate us if you anus."""
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"What do you call a body builder? Jim."
"You follow me. I follow you. You unfollow me. I unfollow you. You follow me. I follow you. You unfollow me. I block you. ""A Game of Phones"""
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"A joke walks into a bar Bartender says, ""Woah! I've never meta joke before!"""
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