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Joke of the Day
"A joke walks into a bar Bartender says, ""Woah! I've never meta joke before!"""
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"How can you tell who's the Polish Jew at The Wailing Wall? He's the guy with the harpoon."
"Mary Rose sat on a pin Mary rose"
"What do you call the sexual tension between Hillary and Bill Clinton? The Bern"
"Finding out your ex got fat is like finding 20 bucks in your pocket. Not life changing but definitely puts a smile on your face."
"What is a parrot's favorite game ? Hide and Speak !"
"Show me a woman in a Tweety Bird t-shirt and I'll show you a woman who shoplifts in the grocery store."
"Two things I am thankful for: 1: Family and friends. 2: Caller ID, so I can avoid certain family and friends."
"I tried to give a cute waitress my phone number by writing it on the credit card receipt but accidentally tipped her 5 billion dollaers???"