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Joke of the Day

"You follow me. I follow you. You unfollow me. I unfollow you. You follow me. I follow you. You unfollow me. I block you. ""A Game of Phones"""

"There was two people in the bus I wasn't the one who farted"

"My rebellious teenage son robbed our local Chinese food restaurant ""You stole all of their chicken?!"" Tso"

"What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....? They work it out with a pencil!"

"In a recent interview, Heather Mills was asked why she thought Paul McCartney was still famous. She said she was stumped."

"At least 12 dead after shooting in Paris Bet they never thought they would be killed from a magazine."

"My friend kees saying ' cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole of water' I know he means well."

"Whats the difference between a mosquito and your mom? The mosquite stops sucking when I slap it."

"Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy."

"Just sang & made up multiple lyrics w/ actions to ""If you're happy & u know it"" for thirty minutes... In case u need help writing that novel"