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Joke of the Day
"What is an astronaut's favorite power tool? An orbital sander"
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"What's the best thing about blow job? 5 minutes' silence"
"How do you know your GF is getting fat? She starts fitting in your wife's clothes..."
"All this month when a waitress asks me how I'd like my eggs, I'll tell her to nog that shit."
"Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel."
"What do you milk you can't see? Pasteurized milk."
"What did the zombie body builder say? GAINSSS!!!"
"Noble chemistry jokes Argon walks into a bar, and the bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve noble gasses here."" Argon doesn't react."
"Cigarettes only give you cancer if you let them. It's called science. Maybe you'd know more about it if you read as many Yahoo Answers as me"
"I asked my 3yo daughter if I should get a minivan... She said, no, you should get a Daisy van."