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Joke of the Day

"What Does Every Pirate Hate? A small chest with no booty."

"Did you hear about the guy who was told his genitals hadn't developed properly? He got a little testy."

"Seagull joke Q: What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts? A: Steven Seagull"

"What did the clock do when it was hungry? Went back 4 seconds"

"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter."

"4 women were working quietly on a project that's it"

"I played golf with a guy in a wheelchair today He must not play much judging by the silence I was met with when I asked him what his handicap is."

"Did you know there is one colour that can time travel? It can only go to the fuchsia."

"My uncle invented this one today. What is the best part of a dog eating peanut butter? He has no hands to pick the pubes out."

"You know, it occurs to me that my ceiling fan is inherently indecisive... Any time I ask it a question, it only ever responds with ""HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"""