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Joke of the Day
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?... None, they can't change anything."
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"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, there's no need for a lightbulb with a glass ceiling."
"[first date] HER: You smell so good. What are you wearing? ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy."
"God *up on a chair, shrieking*: GET IT GET IT Mrs God: You know they're more afraid of you than you are of them *gently sweeps man outside*"
"What's the same as an ocean rabbit? A C-hair!"
"The author finally found the spineless guy who stole her unpublished draft. She got her paperback and booked it"
"I get home late, dead tired, & see my name in big, bloody letters on the bedroom wall - & I'm like, nope, I will deal w/ THIS in the morning"
"Today the world has lost a great leader who ruled with an iron fist. Mrs.Brady you will be missed... (some guy named Fidel Castro died too)"
"Yo momma's so stupid she failed a pregnancy test"
"You're a loose cannon, Detective. Hand in your badge. AND your gun. AND your badge that is actually a gun. AND your gun that shoots badges."